Courthouse quotes II
5:18 pm, March 10, 08 by jonesdaily
Not as many today, but here’s some more quotes from the halls of the Grays Harbor Superior Court:
“You’re dealing with an 800-pound gorilla on your back.” - Judge to defendant.
“Now remember you’re under oath — where’s your best fishing hole?” - Lawyer joking with others.
My personal favorite:
“If somebody’s sniffing panties — you call me.” - Lawyer talking about her specialty.
And the least hilarious quote of the day:
“The pattern of domestic violence that you are engaged in usually ends up with someone seriously hurt or dead.” - Judge to defendant.
