Stop looking at me swan
8:18 pm, March 19, 08 by jonesdaily
Here’s the long-awaited swan photo for which I braved hell and high water. Exactly what Nick – and my editor – wanted. Not very impressive.
And I think they ran it in black and white. Outstanding.

Oh, how I have waited for this day!
Hey. At least it wasn’t a rainbow.
A black-and-white rainbow is pretty much the most depressing example of journalism ever.
I never thought I would see, or read, you quoting “Billy Madison.”
Let’s not talk about black and white rainbows.
(Summer Evergreen front page, circa 2004)
And I had NOTHING to do with it, if you were wondering. I was the opinion editor.